Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there's paper in my vomit.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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