Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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