i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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