Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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