I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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