I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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