How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
