real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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