Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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