Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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