I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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