i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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