It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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