I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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