Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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