So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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