quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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