Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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