i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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