Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
