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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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