Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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