How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
