All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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