Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So squirting runs in the family.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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