If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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