So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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