oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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