You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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