white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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