Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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