you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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