I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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