He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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