I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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