this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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