I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
