He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
how does that bad decision feel?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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