Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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