i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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