It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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