the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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