is your mom at the bar?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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