Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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