Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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