Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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