I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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