why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
two words: eviction party
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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