every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
