what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Come see our sink grown plant.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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