I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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