I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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