He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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