TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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