Sry I called you an 8
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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